The pill, your periods, and sugar

Dear Doctor Ninja,

You know how there are sugar pills in contraceptive pills? Recently, I learned that it’s not necessarily unhealthy to have skipped periods. Does it mean I can skip the sugar pills and continue to take the non-sugar pills to stop periods altogether? My husband and I are not planning on children and I’ve always felt that having periods are kind of a pain.

What is the story?


Confused 40 Something

The history of the birth control pill is amazing. It’s not only a story about discovery, but also one of medicalization, society, religion, sex and marketing. Whole books have been written about all of this. But you’re not here to read a book; just some quick advice from a ninja in pyjamas.

The typical set of birth control pills comes in a “monthly” set. 28 pills. Twenty-one of those pills have hormones in them—usually a combination of some form of estrogen and progesterone, which are the hormones that are responsible for signaling ovulation (release of an egg from an ovary) as well as for signaling thickening of the lining of the uterus (the organ also known as “the womb”). Twenty-one pills with hormones, but 28 in a pack. So what’s up with the 7 remaining pills?

These are the “sugar pills”; they’re pills that have no hormones in them, though probably not much sugar.

Why are they there?

In order for the birth control pill to prevent pregnancy, it has to be taken every day. The daily dose of estrogen prevents ovulation. The dose of progesterone thins the lining of the uterus, making it difficult for a fertilized egg to implant there.

However, two competing stories about menstruation figure into why these sugar pills are there at all:

1) that not having a period causes build up of “bad things” (dating back to some cultural beliefs about the “uncleanliness” of menstrual blood); and

2) periods are also a signal that one is indeed, not pregnant.

In the time of the introduction of the birth control pill, both of these stories figured prominently in both the minds of the inventors as well as the public. In order for the birth control pill to be accepted by the public, and thus for it to be successful at the goal of preventing unwanted pregnancies, periods still needed to happen.

Today, women have much more choice when it comes to controlling this aspect of their body. It is, however, a choice under constant threat of being taken away, both from a policy/interest group point of view as well as an accessibility point of view (with regards to costs, but also the intersection between cost and ideas about the “rightness” of birth control in general).

While there is some risk in taking the birth control pill (most famously, blood clots), there does not seem to be any evidence to suggest that not having a period puts you at any higher risk than that. The risk of having a blood clot ranges from 0.03 to 0.09 percent (3-9 in 10 000 people taking the pill). That you are already taking a birth control pill suggests that you are at least okay with the baseline risk that comes with this. Not having a period does not make this number higher.

There are longer term options available on the market; ranging from having a period just four times a year, to not having one at all.

In the end, deciding which option is best for you depends on how much you think of a period as being a sign that you aren’t pregnant, and also the associations you have with having a period and feeling like “things are okay”. For some, this association is very strong, and never having a period can cause distress even though they know the current facts about risk.

The “sugar pills” were never about what we know; they’re about how we feel.

How much B could B12 be, if B12 could be 12?

Dear Doctor Ninja,

I recently had my annual physical where I told my physician about my endless battle with canker sores. To figure out what was going on we did some basic blood work and found out that I have a deficiency in Vitamin B12.

I’ve been taking over the counter B12 supplements for about 6 weeks now, but my canker sores are still just as prevalent as before. My question is really a few questions. How long does it take for oral, over the counter supplements to kick in to fix this kind of issue? Would the B12 shots be a better option for this? And finally, do supplements really fix this kind of issue to begin with, or is it just a way to cover up some low blood test results?


Cankered Out

There is one trial examining how effective vitamin B12 is at reducing both how long canker sores last as well as how often people get them. This study showed a dramatic reduction in both how long sores lasted as well as the number of sores per month, with an average starting rate of 27.6 sores per month down to 3.9 sores per month. In this study, the participants took 1000mcg of vitamin B12 every day before going to bed.

There was another study looking at whether a multivitamin would do the same thing, and showed that it didn’t, but the dose of vitamin B12 was at the recommended daily allowance level, which is about 2.4mcg.

Since it seems the lowest dose of vitamin B12 commonly sold is 1000mcg though, getting the dose doesn’t seem to be a problem.

The positive study looked at sores every month. The first major drop in the number of sores per month happened at the 2-month mark, with another major drop at the 5-6 month mark.

Participants who were taking the placebo also noticed a drop in the number of sores per month, which was similar to the B12 group at the 3-4 month mark, but nowhere near the B12 group at the 5-6 month mark.

Whether or not a B12 shot would be “better” would depend entirely on whether a shot would keep your levels of B12 high enough between injections comparable to taking 1000mcg in a pill or tablet. But injections haven’t been studied specifically for canker sores.

One thing to note is that people who had underlying diseases that are associated with canker sores (Behcet disease, rheumatoid arthritis, and lupus, for example) were not studied; so if you fall into any of these categories, these results would not apply.

People who had an existing B12 deficiency were also not studied, so in your case, WHY you were B12 deficient becomes an important aspect of whether or not this research would apply specifically to you. If you were deficient for purely dietary reasons, then adjusting your diet to be not-deficient and then supplementing ON TOP of that, would put you more into the category of the studied participants. However, if you were/are deficient for other reasons (e.g. an absorption problem), then addressing that particular issue might be necessary.

But even if you don’t fit strictly into the category, the question for most people in your circumstance might look more like this:

“If I take 1000mcg of vitamin B12 every day, could it hurt me?”

And the answer to that question is almost certainly, “No,” from a physical point of view. Financially, vitamin B12 is quite cheap, but I don’t know how strapped you are for cash. And then there’s the “mental” cost of remembering to take it every night (which you could do by putting it next to your toothbrush, if you brush your teeth every night).

The costs of taking vitamin B12 every night for 6 months appear pretty low, for a potential dramatic fix.

If you’re looking to really give this a shot, you would want to make sure that you’re getting 1000mcg per day; and probably stick to it for 6 months before deciding it’s not working.

The other question you might ask yourself is:

“If this works, am I prepared to take vitamin B12 every night possibly indefinitely?”

And that’s an answer only you know, depending on how annoying your canker sores are and whether you’re willing to pay the price to control them (if the B12 solution works).

The good news is that you have an end date to decide whether or not to stop. If there’s no real change within 6 months, then your results would be outside what we would expect to see. I wouldn’t waste any more time or money at that point and definitely wouldn’t pile another thing on top of it to see if they “work together” which can be a common trap people fall into for fear that they’re missing a critical component in a mix of solutions. In this case, the timeline is pretty clear.

Reference: Volkov I, Rudoy I, Freud T et al. Effectiveness of Vitamin B12 in Treating Recurrent Aphthous Stomatitis: A Randomized, Double-Blind, Placebo-Controlled Trial, J Am Board Fam Med January 2009, 22 (1) 9–16; DOI:

If someone says a salt exists, and everyone hears it, should you drink it?

Dear Doctor Ninja,

I’ve been reading about the benefits of celery juice and they seem miraculous. But there seems to be a lot of conflicting information about it. Some experts say that there isn’t any science behind it, while people who have actually tried celery juice say they feel a lot better. Should I start drinking celery juice?


V. Egetated

Every few years, juice from a previously un-juiced plant makes it way into the world in a major way. This year, it’s celery. A decade ago, it was cranberry. A few years ago, it was green leafy vegetables like kale and spinach (i.e. “green juice”)—beverages that seem quite standard in non-specialty stores like convenience stores today.

These waves of trends seem to tap into a common theme: Nature provides, but inefficiently, or inadequately. Juicing a plant removes or reduces its solid components, allowing you to fit more liquid parts of the plant (and the things dissolved in that liquid part) into your body at once. You could eat an orange, but to get a glass of orange juice requires two to four oranges. If you’ve ever eaten four oranges in a row, that’s a lot of orange for most people. If your goal in eating oranges is to get vitamin C, there’s about 50mg of vitamin C in one orange. Since vitamin C is water-soluble, most of the vitamin C in one orange can be extracted by juicing. When you consider that vitamin C supplements tend to come in 500mg servings, that’s 10 oranges, or 2.5 glasses of orange juice, or 1 single vitamin C tablet.

Whether you drink the juice or eat the plant/fruit depends on what you’re trying to get out of it.

In the case of celery juice, the proposed reason to juice celery is to get “cluster salts” out of the celery, which are the “active ingredient” that supposedly causes all the good things to happen.

The problem is that no one knows if cluster salts, as they’re being described by proponents of celery juice, exist. Or, if they do exist, what they are. And if they can’t tell us what they actually are, then there’s no way to develop a method to detect them. If I have a friend who may or may not be real, but I can’t describe them to anyone, no one will be able to tell whether my story about this friend is real or not because there’s no way to recognize this friend.

The lingering questions then cascade from here: If cluster salts exist, and they are good and presumably detectable, how many milligrams of cluster salts are in a head of celery? How many would be required to have the effect you’re looking for?

So, should you drink celery juice? It depends on whether you can answer the question of why you think drinking it will be good for you in terms of nutrient value; and whether that nutrient and reason can be shown to exist outside someone else’s dreams.


Dear Doctor Ninja,

I’m a trainer in California and one of my new clients is a trans-woman who has completed her surgical affirmation. She is dieting and wants to continue losing weight without gaining muscle and wants to “tone”. I’m wondering if any of the exercises we might use could mess up her hormones somehow, and in particular her testosterone?


H. Ormonal

The process of affirming one’s gender happens in stages, but I think the short answer to your question is no, none of the exercises you might use would “mess up” hormones, regardless of what stage your client could be in. If your client is following the WPATH (World Professional Association for Transgender Health) process, then she would have had to been taking estrogen for at least a year before her surgeries, and depending on which surgeries she decided to have, may have had her testes removed, thereby essentially removing testosterone from the picture moving forward.

However, all of this is relatively moot.

From an aesthetic point of view, it sounds like your client would like to look thinner and leaner. “Tone”, as most trainers know, is achieved through having some muscle bulk, so that the “thin” doesn’t look “bony”, or starved; but also through body fat loss as well, so the fullness that covers the bony bits doesn’t look “soft”, which appears more fat-like to the eye.

It seems like you have the fat-loss part down. Your client is already losing weight and would like to continue. But you’re worried about how to build muscle mass without over-building it and somehow the trans- part of this client has your mind spinning in directions that you wouldn’t have if this client had been cis-gendered.

The arguments that some women have against progressive resistance training is that they will look too bulky. And perhaps, in some people, this could be an issue. But given the effort it takes for most cis-men (with typical male testosterone levels) to put on muscle mass, it’s unlikely that your client (even if they’ve retained their testes) is going to radically change her appearance within a period of time that you couldn’t adjust things in time. Even with the increases in testosterone that are seen with resistance training in cis-men, the time it takes to build enough muscle mass to make an aesthetic difference is high for most people.

Given that we know muscle mass is built by progressively increasing workload, and is lost by inactivity or decreasing workload, the solution is to respond to changes as they appear. There has to be enough muscle mass to hide things like ribs and sharp shoulder angles. So your client can’t just diet/train down to “thin” if she also wants “toned”. At some point, that muscle mass might start to look bulky. And regardless of what hormones are at play, the fix at that point would be to dial down the workload.

I suspect this is the approach that you would use for a cis-woman. You already have the tools to bring this client success. Don’t let the trans part get in your way here.

Fizz, fizz, plop, plop?

Dear Doctor Ninja,

I’m a 27 year old woman who is trying to lose weight. I switched from regular soda to diet soda, but I’m worried about some news that the sweetener in the diet soda will make my gut health worse. I like the flavor of soda and the fizziness, and the diet soda keeps from from drinking the regular stuff, but I also worry, since gut health seems to be so important.


G. Utrot

Personally, I think the jury is still out on what artificial sweeteners do to the bacteria in your gut in terms of whether the changes that seem to have been reported have any impact on you. And while there are some diseases and conditions that are directly caused by problems with gut flora, they’re not generally ones that can be fixed through diet alone.

The answer to your question lies more in the realm of what it takes to dislodge your dieting sanity. If diet soda is what makes the difference between sticking to your diet and achieving weight loss, and if weight loss is your major goal, then I say, take the theoretical hit (and I do think it’s theoretical) and lose that weight. If diet soda is something that’s just, “nice to have” and you can stick to your diet whether you have it or not; AND the theoretical risk bothers you that much, then consider something else that might be just as refreshing or fizzy that might be sweetener-free.

There’s also the idea that switching is the first step to “quitting”, if that’s also a major goal. Tastes are changeable. You can condition yourself out of a soda habit, just as much as you can condition yourself into one. The benefit of a diet soda is that it allows you to quit or reduce on your own terms without having to worry about the calories. Not everyone can go from full-sugar soda to plain water in one giant step.

The decision you made the day you switched from regular soda to diet isn’t carved in stone. You can choose to taper off diet soda in favor of other non-caloric drinks when it feels time and you can do it as fast or gradually as you want; if ever.

Birth and Bias

Dear Doctor Ninja,

I’m a first time mother and I’m learning about all the pain management techniques, medications, and birth interventions. I can’t help but dread the process of delivery considering what mainstream media and fear-mongering mommy groups portray. So many women are traumatized by their birth experience and I feel that health care standards are too low. (For example, if 80% of women have perineal tears, why has nothing been invented or researched to decrease this statistic? Compare this to when a small portion of men reported slight negative symptoms for potential male contraceptives, clinical trials were halted immediately.)

At the same time, I have unwillingly curated the narrative that the health care system is highly patriarchal and practices have been established by men/male doctors without considering the comfort and verbal symptoms relayed by women. Several studies have cited that when women present verbal feedback about signs and symptoms, they have been neglected or sent for psychiatry treatment instead of having physical treatments. Interventions such as Vacuum Extraction, Forceps, Episiotomy seem highly aggressive with increased harm to mother AND baby.

Where do / How have birth intervention practices come about? Who are some thought leaders in the specialization? Is my narrative untrue or distorted? What can be done individually or nationally, to push the standard for better health care for women?


Feminist First Time Mother

First of all, congratulations on the coming new chapter of your life!

What I see in your letter is the fear of not being heard, and the fear of your needs being ignored, misunderstood, and the fear of being mistreated outright in a situation where you feel you have very little control. Pain is the great disabler–it changes what we want; how we see the world, and others; and our priorities. So, confronted with a scenario in which pain seems to be an inevitable, and predictable part of the event, you are wise to look ahead into the future from a place where pain doesn’t yet have quite this power over you.

There’s nothing distorted by your narrative. Tears happen. Traumatization happens. As with all things, childbirth carries risks that are unique to every mother. And yes, there are studies that have shown that women can be taken less seriously when they talk about pain. And interventions are used when the judgement of the physician deem the risk to be high enough to the mother or baby to use them. There isn’t a frame of reference in which these events don’t exist; and we would be wise not to ignore them.

But, regardless of where birth intervention practices come from, and who the so-called thought-leaders in obstetrics are, and what can be done to push for better healthcare for women (all topics of great significance and interest), the singular reality is this: You are going to have a baby. You, specifically. This baby, specifically. And with the attendance (if you’re choosing to have a hospital birth), of a specific physician or group of physicians, as well as the entire healthcare team that will be part of the process. AND hopefully, whoever you’ve chosen as your “helper”. You might feel that standards of care in general are quite low, but it’s the standards and quality of the specific care you’re going to receive that matter in this scenario.

When it comes down to you and this event, reassurance and trust are paramount, regardless of who is present and making decisions. What can you do specifically to push for better health care for yourself? Book that appointment with your doctor. The one who you’re hopefully seeing for pre-natal visits. Make it clear that you need a chunk of time and that it’s not a quickie visit. Be prepared with your questions; but remember, that this visit (or series of visits) is about your fears and worries, and not about getting clinical information. Redirect your doctor if they seem to be talking about specific procedures in a general and abstract kind of way, as opposed to addressing how and why you feel the way you do. Because doctors are human too; they have their own fears and worries. Being “cold and clinical” can be a default kind of place when the conversation becomes uncomfortable.

Find out if the location  you’re planning on giving birth has tours. If they don’t, ask if you can have one. Bring your helper with you. Find out whether you’re in a practice that has group call for deliveries. It’s okay to meet those other doctors too, depending on how big the call group is (otherwise, it might be a lot of appointments!)

Part of what doctors are paid to do is to listen to you tell them your worries and fears. The other part is to be good at all of the other skills that are needed to provide care in the best interest of their patients. But sometimes they forget that this is your first birth and not your 1000th. And it’s okay to remind them of that too.

As for what can be done about raising the quality of healthcare for women in general:

  1. Take your own experience forward, including this one, and consider the spaces in which you see room for improvement

  2. Get involved locally with patient advocacy groups and develop your own sense of the story through hearing the stories of others, both positive and negative. It’s only through hearing and seeing others that the question of an untrue or distorted narrative can be answered. Global practice is shaped by the critical mass of local ones.

Lollipops and Island Dreams

Dear Doctor Ninja,

I’m planning to continue my studies with a Master’s degree.

I really like to keep up with the latest research and I would love to contribute to my field as a researcher. I’m having trouble deciding which degree to pursue, if I should strive for a MSc within my field, or one in Research Methods. What should I base my decision on?

Is a coin flip ok?

PS: I hope it is not a very specific question.


Fiddy Fiddy

I really wish you had been more specific. But I’ll give you the best answer I can.

You don’t mention whether the kind of Masters you’re looking to pursue is a course-based program or a thesis-based program. A course-based Masters in Research Methods is actually quite abstract, since you’re not really doing as much design work. It’s like going to art school and learning about all the _things_ you need to use to draw, or sculpt, but never actually drawing or sculpting. A thesis-based Masters is going to have more practical components, but you can’t study Research Methods in a vacuum—they need to be applied to a field of some kind. In a thesis-based non-Research-Methods program, you can still learn a lot about Research Methods, depending on who your supervisor is, and what kinds of courses you take. It’s not really an either/or decision.

A coin flip is either totally okay, or not okay at all. If the coin flip reflects your overall ambivalence to either pathway, I would want to encourage you to do some soul searching as to why you want to do a Masters in the first place. While it is only 2 years of your life (hopefully, if you finish on time; and completion time IS important), every graduate student experiences “the dark times” in their degree where the original reason for going in the first place is what gets them through. If however, you feel some sort of strong pull that feels equal in both pathways, and see yourself equally “happy” (is there really such a thing in graduate school?) in both scenarios where you have convictions that will get you through those times that you just have to grit your teeth and push through, then flipping a coin is as good as any way to make this decision.


This question also sounds like these are pathways you are simply contemplating at this time. Both options are just potential pathways, not real ones. If you have two offers in your hands, that’s a different story. If you haven’t applied to either programs, then you are making a decision between two equally unreal outcomes. It’s like deciding whether you’d like to have a bag of lollipops or a small tropical island. If you don’t have either of them at your disposal, then you’re just making a decision about which one sounds better to you today. If, however, there’s a bag of lollipops and a deed to a small tropical island in front of you and you are in some sort of odd game show where you have to choose one, then go for the one that has now become more attractive, or flip that coin.

In short, you don’t need to make this decision today, because one or (and hopefully this isn’t the case) both of these options might not actually be available to you. If both options are available to you in a concrete kind of way, THEN, you may find that when things get really real, that you see the choices differently.

You can date both options at once until one becomes more attractive than the other—either because you get to choose between them, or because one dumps you first.

Push-ups and your pumper

Dear Doctor Ninja,

I’m a guy in his mid-30’s. I just heard about a study that says if you can do 40 push-ups that your risk of a heart attack is much lower. I can’t do 40 push-ups. If I train myself to do 40 push-ups, can I prevent a heart attack?


C. Hesturts

This study really made the headlines, Mr. Hesturts, didn’t it? Some of devil is in the details here—mostly having to do with “What is a push-up?”

Most people know what a push-up should look like. But for firefighters, the test that is performed has some pretty specific parts:

  1. your chin has to touch a 5-inch tall object (this seems pretty mean for tall people)

  2. your back has to be neutral (no sagging)

  3. you have to do them to an 80beats-per-minute metronome

  4. you have to do the push-ups within 2 minutes

But that’s not all, you also cannot:

  1. Do more than 3 incorrect push-ups

  2. Fail to maintain continuous motion with the metronome cadence

  3. Have any joint or muscular pain, or dizziness or unsteadiness or chest pain while you are doing the test.

So what does this all mean? Let’s break down what it really takes to do 40 push-ups:

To do ONE push-up, you have to have:

  1. the ability to stand or kneel

  2. the ability to get into push-up position (bend over, support weight with hands)

  3. the ability to keep your body straight

  4. the ability to lower yourself to the 5-inch object

  5. the ability to push back up

  6. the balance to support yourself on two hands and feet together

  7. the coordination to get down and up as well as to keep time with the metronome

To do FORTY push-ups, you have to have, in addition:

  1. muscular endurance in your chest, triceps, shoulders

  2. the ability to hold the rest of your body (some might call it your “core”) in a specific position

  3. sufficient strength to do one push-up

A push-up defined in this way isn’t a simple movement. In the end, this has more to do with exercise capability and the ability to exercise at all, than it does directly to do with heart health. Certainly the two are linked—the ability to exercise has to be satisfied before one can exercise and THEN exercise is linked with lower rates of heart attacks. But really, this study is one that compares people with higher-than-average exercise condition with people with much-lower-than-average exercise condition within a group of people (firefighters) who generally have better-than-average exercise condition.

What’s interesting is that we aren’t told of those men in the 0-10 push-up group, how many could do 0 push-ups vs any non-zero number. The kinds of things that would prevent you from doing a single push-up range from being extraordinarily weak, to a wide range of medical problems that are already linked with bad outcomes of all kinds, including heart attacks.

The other interesting number in this study is that of 1104 participants, the number of heart-related events was 37. In the general population, over 10 years, we would expect there to be about 55 first-time heart attacks (both fatal and non-fatal), so taking this into consideration, firefighters, no matter how many push-ups they can do seem to be at lower risk for heart-related events than the general population. However, amongst the firefighters who could only do 0-10 push-ups there were 8 heart-related events, which is almost 2 times higher than the general population rate which we would expect to be around 3 or 4.

The main message of this paper is that a push-up test doesn’t require a lot of fancy equipment (you need a 5-inch tall thing that will stand on its own, a metronome, and enough floor space to do a push-up without touching any walls) and that there might be a link between being able to do 40 push-ups and not being able to do 40 push-ups within 2 minutes and your first heart attack. Oddly, I think the floor space is more the barrier, given how tiny examination rooms are in doctors’ offices.

If you can’t do 40 push-ups now, then there’s going to be a certain amount of work that has to be done to get to 40. It might be a lot of work if your current number is less than 10 but more than 0. That work would be exercise. So can you prevent a heart attack if you train yourself to do 40 push-ups? Well, if exercise is linked with a lower risk of heart attacks, and you have to exercise enough to have a body that can do 40 push-ups, then yes, you’ll reap the rewards that come with that, because to get to 40 push-ups and stay there, you have to develop a habit of exercise.

Whether or not it will prevent a heart attack depends entirely if you were going to have one in the first place.

Disappointment, or error?

Dear Doctor Ninja,

I am a reasonably fit 57 year old male. Nearly three years ago, I had a DEXA scan that revealed I had about 500g of visceral fat. It didn’t seem critical that I lose it, but I thought it would definitely be good if I reduced it. Between the scan and November last year, I hiked 1000km over four separate hikes, rode my bicycle a lot, became a vegetarian and generally reduced drinking alcohol. In November last year, I started an intensive 12-week workout program, which included five weight-training workouts and one aerobic workout every week. I also didn’t have an alcoholic drink for 100 days. Then I had another DEXA scan. I felt sure that my visceral fat level would have dropped. Instead, it was 160g more, causing me to exclaim mutha-ninja! Would you have any advice on the best ways to reduce visceral fat?


Fujibayashi Nagato

First off, congratulations on making some great lifestyle changes that seem to be working for you!

Before I get into your question, I think it’s important to note a number of reasons why you might have been disappointed in your perceived lack of progress.

In an ideal situation, if you wanted to know how effective your 12-week program was going to be, you would have done a DEXA scan before you started. Since it’s been 3 years and a bit since your DEXA, we really don’t have a good idea of what your visceral fat has been doing. Were you possibly even higher than 660 grams 12 weeks ago?

The other consideration is the nature of the DEXA scan itself. Again, in an ideal situation, you would have a DEXA scan with the same scanner, as different scanners use different algorithms to calculate the various tissue masses. You didn’t mention if this was a whole-body DEXA scan or a single-level one, which can also affect things, particularly if your previous scan was one and your latest scan was the other.

Even measurements with the same machine carry measurement error though. Fat mass variation between scans of the same person (with no change in body composition) can be in the 150g range, which means that an increase of 160g of visceral fat from your previous scan 3 years ago could be due to just the variation in the machine, as opposed to an actual meaningful increase in visceral fat.

You can’t reduce your visceral fat to 0. The average amount of visceral fat in healthy 20-30 year old males likes somewhere in the 400g range. You’re not 20-30 years old anymore, so the average amount of visceral fat in a healthy 50-60 year old male is expected to be higher as visceral fat tends to increase as we age, even if our waistlines don’t.

Visceral fat is contrasted from the fat that sits under the skin (the fat you can pinch, also called subcutaneous fat). It’s the fat around your organs. Visceral fat plays an essential role in organ health as both a source of energy as well as padding; it’s only when visceral fat is in _excess_ that it becomes a problem. Its accumulation is directly related to fat accumulation in general. There’s no known effective way to directly target visceral fat without making changes in other fat stores.

Fat, in general, does not accumulate when there’s no difference between the energy you’re spending vs the energy you’re eating. So the best ways to prevent visceral fat accumulation, or to reduce it, are the same ways to lose fat in general, which come down to controlling the “energy in vs energy out” equation. While there are still many small controversies about which diet is best and whether there can be ways of trying to get around this energy balance requirement, it still seems to bear out that it’s the main linchpin of the matter. How you choose to manipulate energy balance (whether through vegetarianism, or carnivorism) depends mostly on the priorities you have on what, of many factors, play into whether you can stick to an eating style or not. “Diets” are mostly mind-tricks that we use to allow us to execute a habit of eating within energy balance—some people need different or stricter rules than others.

The solution to dilution is not pollution

Dear Doctor Ninja,

I’m an undergrad who just started working in a research lab. In the lab today, I couldn’t think up the mental maths in order to come up with the serial dilutions we needed to do on the spot. The graduate student assisting me kept providing assistance. I would ask, she would answer. I would zone out because I was freaking out about how dumb I sounded, I would ask her to repeat. It was humiliating. Even when I asked questions, I wasn’t fully understanding what was happening, even though I thought I was in the moment.

What I really needed was a pen and paper; that always helps me clear my head when things get jumbled. However, that isn’t an option, because 1. the math really isn’t that hard (i.e. when I’m not freaking out) and 2. we have to keep a sterile environment for the experiment (i.e. no touching things other than the pipette and the test tube).

How do you keep your cool in situations like these? How do you get better at mental math? Most importantly, how do you get better at taking orders and following instructions (aka: listening skills)?


Upset Undergrad

First of all, I think it’s important to give yourself a break. You’re new. You’re excited and you want to impress. If you didn’t have these qualities, they wouldn’t have hired you. Being nervous when there’s both data and impressions on the line is normal and I’m pretty sure you’re not their first nervous student. They get it.

I’m going to answer your last questions first.

You learn to keep your cool and get better at mental math by doing them. Your grad student is there to help you and to make sure that your practice is perfect. They’re not going to let you go off the rails. So just focus on the work, and allow yourself the space to separate your work from how you see yourself as a person (i.e. you are not your work). In a short time, you’ll hit your groove, and you’ll be looking for the next challenge.

But, more importantly, understand two things:

1) You are an investment in this lab. Data does not collect itself. Experiments don’t just do themselves. Both data and experiments cost money. You cost money. It is in the lab’s best interests to keep you (especially after they’ve trained you), and it’s in their best interest for you to produce the best work upon which their findings and publications are based. Reagents and equipment are expensive, whether you’re working in sterile conditions or not. It is far better for THEM that you are sure the data you are generating/collecting is of the highest quality than it is for them to be worried about how flustered you might be getting. So it’s also in their best interests to support your development, and this means supporting you getting better at what you do.

2) Practically, I’m also horrible at mental math. In fact, a lot of mental math comes down to memorizing the common stuff, or printing it out, spreadsheet style. If you know what kinds of dilutions you need to do and if they tend to fall in the same patterns over and over (hint: ask your grad student), then it’s actually in your lab’s best interest not to rely on mental maths at all, because it just takes one slip of one number to render an experiment an utter waste of time and money. If you work under sterile conditions, then taping this spreadsheet to the wall or the table or anywhere you can see it while you’re working is potentially a much better (and more importantly, less error prone) solution than you doing any math in your head.

It will get better. Promise.

There’s no ‘U’ in diet. But there is an ‘I’

Dear Doctor Ninja,

I’m a 33 year old female. I started a new diet this year, and I’ve lost a bit of weight already. It feels like I lose the same 15 pounds every year no matter which one I try. I’m starting to wonder which diet would be best for me to lose the weight permanently. There are so many articles on so many diets, that I don’t know how to choose! Help!

F. Ifteen

There are a couple of things that almost all diet-type science folks agree upon:

  1. If you’re not eating enough food, and don’t have a medical condition, weight gain is nearly impossible. And by nearly impossible, they mean that if it were to happen—that someone gained substantial amounts of weight while eating not enough food that could ONLY be explained by their food, that it would be a publishable case report in a very prestigious medical journal and you wouldn’t be hearing about it on a blog first because the news would be THAT big.

  2. A diet that cannot be followed by an individual, can’t produce results.

After that, it turns into a shitshow.

But, if we consider the these two things, a diet that will cause weight-loss really just has one purpose:

To give you a set of eating “rules” that you can stick to, that allows you to not eat enough food.

Not eating enough food is not the same as being hungry. And hungry is a state of mind that is driven not only by what’s in your tummy, but also when you’re used to eating, how much you’re used to eating, who else is eating with you, or at the same time as you, how certain foods make you feel, what memories certain foods evoke, and what food means culturally to you and what your beliefs around what the function of food is, apart from just calories. And more.

Diets aren’t made for everyone (one might even argue that they’re not made for any one). They make assumptions about what people will and won’t tolerate. For some people, eating three meals per day, no matter what is in those meals is mandatory. For other people, feeling full is more important than eating three meals a day. The range of priorities that we each MUST have in order to feel satisfied (or at least not angry) about our food is as wide as the number of diets available to us.

Thinking about what’s important to you when it comes to food and then picking the diet that respects those values is more important than picking a diet that is “scientifically best” (as though there was such a thing) and changing yourself to fit it.

The diet you pick is like picking who to date. You have a certain set of core values that you won’t give up for anyone. A compatible partner respects or even shares those values. Likewise, all relationships require some degree of compromise. But that compromise doesn’t involve changing who you are fundamentally. Your relationship with your diet shouldn’t be an abusive one.

And just like we outgrow some relationships, we can outgrow our diets. The diet that you partner with that enables you to lose those 15 pounds might not be the diet that enables you stay at your new weight, because at your new weight, some values can change. The good news is that breaking up with your old diet doesn’t have to be full of angst. You don’t even have to text it.

Arthritis and the price of wine

Dear Doctor Ninja,

I’m a man in his 60’s. I read a news story about how having things called Heberden’s nodes on your fingers means you probably have bad arthritis in your knees. I have these nodes on my fingers and now I’m worried about my knees. Should I be seeing my doctor about this?

B. Umpy

Heberden’s nodes are usually linked with finger arthritis. They look like small bumps on the back of your finger at the finger knuckle closest to your finger nail.

But what we are dealing with, in both the case of Heberden’s nodes and in the case of the study cited in the news article is the definition of arthritis, or rather the ways in which the word “arthritis” is used.

Cartilage is the extra layer of stuff that caps many of the bone ends in your body to allow them to move smoothly against each other. Strictly speaking, arthritis is the term used to describe any damage or wearing away of cartilage in a joint. We can tell there has been loss of cartilage either by looking at it directly with a camera in the joint (called arthroscopy), or with surgery (not that anyone would open up your knee wide open just to look in it); but also indirectly from tests like x-rays or MRI’s. X-ray or MRI are the most common ways to tell if there’s loss of cartilage.

However, that’s not the way most people think of arthritis. Most people think of arthritis as joint pain caused by loss of cartilage in the joint. Most people think of things like knee and hip replacements when they think of arthritis.

When a study is published that says that bumps on the back of your fingers are potentially a sign for arthritis in your knees that will get worse over the next 2 years, this can understandably cause some distress.

Here’s the thing: There are lots of people out there who have loss of cartilage on their x-ray or MRI who don’t have any pain or loss of function. And this has also been studied.

If you have arthritis (i.e. loss of cartilage) but no pain or loss of function, it is generally considered a non-issue. It’s only when the arthritis (i.e. loss of cartilage) comes with pain or loss of function that anything needs to be addressed.

So what about this study about bumps on the fingers and knee arthritis?

The study in question was a study looking at the association between the bumps on the fingers (Heberdern’s nodes) and the kinds of findings we associate with loss of cartilage in the knee. However, the study in question did not look at whether these findings were related to pain or loss of function.

However, since we know that a lot of people (50% in some studies) have “arthritis” on x-ray or MRI don’t have any pain or loss of function, what does it mean when someone else says having nodes on your fingers is linked to “arthritis” on MRI? How does knowing that your MRI will be more likely to look worse in 2 years help you change anything about the way you live, given that you might still only have a 50% chance of having pain with the worse-looking MRI?

A more expensive wine might make for a better story for whoever buys it, but the price on a bottle of wine doesn’t always make the wine taste better or worse. Price might be linked to taste rating if you can see both the price and taste the taste, but if the wine tastes fine (or even good, or amazing), and the price is low, does the price matter?

Fewer Flying F’s for Fighting Flu’s

Dear Doctor Ninja,

Are flu shots part of the anti-vaccination movement? After my social media post yesterday about my 5 year old and I getting our flu shots, I’ve heard from pro-vaxxers, anti-vaxxers, and people who give flu shots separate consideration from vaccines. What’s the story?

P. Rick

To answer your first question: Yes. Flu shots are vaccines and therefore would not be supported by people taking an anti-vaccination stand.

But what is the story?

Throughout modern history, there have been outbreaks of viruses. The symptoms we think of as the flu are caused by many different viruses. The outbreak of 1918, in a time before we even knew influenza was caused by a virus, it’s estimated that 500 millions people caught the spreading strain (thought to be the H1N1 strain) and that 50 million people died from it.

Since the flu is caused by viruses, there are very few treatments to cure it once you have it. Anti-viral medications help, but usually only shorten how long you have symptoms and sometimes make the symptoms less.

Since so many different viruses cause the flu, a flu vaccine can’t protect you from all of them. Every year, public health scientists and doctors (for instance, at the CDC in the USA) look at the information about what flu viruses have been circulating the most. They then make an educated prediction about which viruses will be the most common in the up-coming flu season, which usually runs Fall to Winter and vaccines to those predicted viruses are produced. Since it takes 6 months to mass-produce a vaccine, they have to commit to the prediction by February or March before the fall (September/October) in the Northern hemisphere, and September or March before the fall (February/March) in the Southern hemisphere.

As the saying goes, “It’s always twelve o’clock somewhere,” which means it’s also flu season twice a year globally. Since each flu season runs for almost 6 months, that means it’s almost always flu season somewhere too.

The most common question posed about the flu vaccine is usually, “Why did I still get the flu even though I got a vaccine?”

First off, you can’t tell you’ve been protected against things you can’t see. So while you might have gotten the flu last year, it’s difficult to tell which virus you got and whether you were _also_ infected with one of the viruses that were in the vaccine last year where you didn’t get symptoms.

Secondly, since you can’t be vaccinated against _all_ flu viruses, you can still get “a flu”, just not from the viruses you had a vaccination for.

Thirdly, there are some viruses that are difficult to make vaccines for. When these types of viruses are the predicted viruses, even if the prediction is right, it can be difficult to make an effective vaccine against them because of limitations on vaccine creation and production technology.

Lastly, sometimes, the prediction is off. You’re vaccinated and protected, but not against the viruses that are the most common in your area of the world.

So the reason why some people give flu vaccines a different consideration from other vaccines is this uncertainty. There aren’t a lot of different kinds of germs that cause tetanus. There’s not much guesswork in creating a tetanus vaccine. Therefore, if you were properly vaccinated against tetanus, it would be nearly impossible for you to get lockjaw if you were exposed to the tetanus bacteria.

So why get a flu vaccine at all?

When the weatherperson tells you it’s going to rain, you bring an umbrella because you don’t want to get wet. Even if it doesn’t rain, you’re ready. And sometimes, even though you have an umbrella, it rains sideways, so you still get wet. Or, it hails golfball-sized hail, and the umbrella isn’t really that useful.

One reason to get the flu vaccine is to protect yourself against the predicted viruses that cause the flu. And if you’re in a category of health where getting the flu is potentially a disaster (like young children, or the elderly), then an umbrella even on a day where it might not rain is a pretty good idea.

But other reason to get the flu vaccine is if you’re around other people where getting the flu is potentially a disaster. The thing about the flu is that you can pass on a flu virus before you feel sick. If you’re immune to the dominant virus in your area, you’re much less likely to pass it on. You’re a virus blocker. You break the chain for that virus. Which means you protect others who are either unable to protect themselves, or aren’t as good at it as you. You’re like the person who doesn’t forward email from Nigerian Princes to your friends and tells your mother to stop doing that.

What you can’t see can’t hurt you?

Dear Doctor Ninja,

I Like most people, I’ve heard the vaccination debate rolling around for the last few years, especially after one of my favorite comedians took an anti-vax stand a couple of years ago. But it’s only now with my wife is 30 weeks pregnant that it’s feeling like a very real and personal decision we’re going to have to make for our child and family. This is our first child and we’re so excited but also worried. Both my wife and I were vaccinated as children but things feel different now. I’ve been reading about vaccination extensively but I still don’t feel confident about making a decision. Can you shed some light on the situation?

W. Orried

When I was a child, I got the chickenpox. I still have a scar on my nose from it. My mom calls it “proof” that I had chickenpox. Back then, there was no chickenpox vaccine.

We were a vaccinated family: Measles, mumps, rubella, polio, tetanus, diptheria and so on. If there was a vaccine against heartbreak, my parents would have given it to me.

Whether to vaccinate your child against any particular disease is not only a personal decision for you, but a personal decision for your child. The question you have to ask yourself is, “What are the kinds of things do you see that make vaccination feel like a wrong or a right decision?” And more importantly, “What are the kinds of things you aren’t seeing that also make vaccination feel like a wrong or a right decision?”

My parents grew up in a time and country where polio was a reality. They had either friends or friends of relatives who lived with the complications of polio; unable to move certain parts of their body. Polio was present in their lives, not just theoretically, but in a concrete, experienced way, even if neither of my parents had the disease.

When asked, “Would you like to give your child a series of vaccines that would prevent them from ever getting polio?” my parents’ answer was confidently yes.

What you see today is autism. Chances are you know someone who is affected by autism or has someone close to them who is affected by it. Even if you don’t know someone affected by autism, the volume of vaccine-autism material on the internet is so overwhelming that it can create the vividness to make it real enough for you. Even if you never look at vaccine-autism material, you’ve seen autism.

A Google search today for “do vaccines cause mental problems”, comes up with over 64 million hits, the first two pages of which are about vaccines and autism.

A Google search today for “hospitalization of child for flu,” comes up with just over 1.2 million hits, and the first two pages aren’t even about kids in the hospital with flu, but when you should take your child to the hospital if they have the flu. In fact, the only way to find anything about a child in the hospital with the flu is to search “child dies in hospital with flu” which still only comes up with only 16 million hits.

Even if every case of measles, polio, or even every case of hospitalized flu was reported on the internet, it would never catch up.

For you, autism is real. For you, unlike my parents, polio is only theoretically real. Polio is only theoretically real for you because of a concerted effort to eradicate it. You would be hard pressed to find anything on social media about how polio affects anyone around you. You can tell something is really good at preventing something bad, when we forget that that bad thing exists. You can’t see what is no longer there. The bad boy/girl trope exists because you meet all the wrong people until you don’t meet the wrong one. Until then, to you, the world is full of undateable people. But “bad boys”/”bad girls” exist only because the good ones do too.

Your personal decision has very little to do with herd immunity, or the greater good, or even which of the differing opinions is true. You want the best for your child. That’s what loving parents want. You want to make the decision that protects your child and gives them every opportunity to be the person they want to be, whatever it is they want to be. Fear that you can see and feel is stronger than fear that you can’t see.

We all have blind spots when it comes to making decisions, and the key to making a good decision is to make sure that you’ve reflected not as much on what you can see, but what you can’t see, because it’s not what’s being shown to you. Because the fear you don’t see, if you could see it, would probably change how you feel about this very issue.

To pot or not?

Dear Doctor Ninja,

I’m an active dude in his early 40’s in Canada where cannabis was just legalized. I’ve never used pot before. I’ve been hearing how CBD oils are great for better sleep, and less inflammation. I’m pretty interested in both of these benefits especially as I get older. But there’s a science reported on a website that says my brain could become less connected to itself if I use it (website included). What should I do?

G. Anja

The science you’re worried about is this: Zimmermann K et al. Emotional regulation deficits in regular marijuana users. Human Brain Mapping .Aug;38(8):4270-4279. doi: 10.1002/hbm.23671, 2017.

There are two answers (and one bonus answer) to this question, but all lead to the same answer.

This study picked 23 men who use marijuana, and 20 men who didn’t use marijuana.

Answer 1:

CBD oil is usually derived from hemp, and the main active ingredient is cannabidiol (hence CBD). The main active ingredient in marijuana is THC (tetrahydrocannabinol).

So before we move any further, this is a problem.

Suppose you have a friend who says, “We should go to this party. Because ballroom dancers love it and there are rave reviews from ballroom dancers online.”

The first question you should ask your friend is, “Are we close enough to ballroom dancers that we should consider ourselves essentially ballroom dancers and go to this party?”

If you’re a ballroom dancer, you should go. That sounds like a lot of fun.

If you’re not a ballroom dancer but you want to be a ballroom dancer, you should go. That sounds like a lot of fun.

If you’re not a ballroom dancer and you don’t want to be a ballroom dancer, then you have to decide whether you care enough about what ballroom dancers think about this party to commit your night to it. Chances are, if you’re not a ballroom dancer and don’t have aspirations to become one, the opinions of ballroom dancers are not terribly useful in making this decision.

The first question you should be asking about this science is, “Is CBD close enough to THC that I could consider them the same thing.” The answer at this point in time, seems to be “No.”

You can stop reading here if you want.

Answer 2:

Let’s pretend that you asked a question about THC oil, since that is going to be legal in Canada (it’s not legal to sell yet.) so that we can get on an apples-to-apples page.

In order to be considered a marijuana user in this study, you had use marijuana at least 3 days a week for the past year, and you had to have used it at least 200 times in your lifetime. You cannot have used any other illicit substance more than 50 times in your life or in the last 28 days before testing. You had to have not used marijuana for 48 hours before testing.

The authors did not define what was meant by “marijuana use”.

If you ask someone about their use of cookies, where use is eating and not smearing cookies on their skin, I think we would all agree that eating one cookie is a use of cookies. But we all know that there are people who eat just one cookie (it’s real, they DO exist) and then there are the rest of us who think of “one cookie” as a sleeve of cookies. You would never trust a diet study to help you decide about eating cookies that asked about cookie usage without quantifying what cookie usage meant.

So why would you trust a brain study to help you make a decision about THC use that asks about marijuana use without quantifying what marijuana use means?

Bonus Answer:

So far, we STILL can’t use this as a trusted reason on which a decision could be based.

So, let’s pretend that the authors DID quantify marijuana use, and that it magically fell in the range that you are thinking of using it.

The authors showed subjects either neutral or negative (i.e. disturbing) images while in an MRI machine. The asked subjects to rate how negative they felt when shown either neutral images, or disturbing images. On some disturbing images, subjects were asked to try to distance themselves emotionally from the disturbing image so that they felt less disturbed by them.

The authors noted that globally, when they considered all the ways you could compare the different groups and image conditions, that there was evidence to suggest that there was a difference in the whole group’s (both marijuana users and non-marijuana users together) negativity rating between neutral images and disturbing ones. They also found that there was evidence to suggest that there was a difference in negativity rating between disturbing images without the request to distance from the image, and disturbing images WITH the request to distance, again in the whole group.

There was no evidence to suggest that marijuana user were different from non-marijuana users.

The main conclusion is attempted to be justified by a test performed after the global test concluded that there was no effect of group (marijuana or no marijuana) which showed a statistically significant effect. Why the authors insisted on performing a test that was not statistically warranted is unknown, but it would be considered inappropriate.

This is the linchpin of this science. In order to state that differences in brain connectivity are related to a decreased ability to distance yourself from negative images, you have to prove that marijuana users are worse at distancing themselves from non-marijuana users. If you can’t show this, then no one cares what the differences are in brain activity. The authors depend on an inappropriate statistical finding to tie the two things together. That makes this knowledge unreliable at best. But in case Answer 3 doesn’t stack up, the TL:DR is the same because of Answers 1 and 2.


I’m not saying that you should or you shouldn’t use CBD oils. That’s a choice that goes beyond whether your brain gets less connected to itself or not. But if the story the science you’re worried about doesn’t study the thing you’re using, doesn’t tell you how much is considered using the thing, and has a dubious statistical result, then it’s not a science that can help you make this decision, regardless of what that story says.

Vimms, Vigor, and Foursomes

Dear Doctor Ninja,

I’m very fair and burn easily so I cover up and wear a lot of sunscreen in the summer. That got me wondering about Vitamin D and vitamins. I’m not sure whether or not I should I be taking Vitamin D supplements, or any other supplements for that matter.

On the one hand, we’re told that we can get all of the essential vitamins and nutrients that we need from our food. On the other hand, many experts say that it’s just not possible to eat a diverse enough diet to get everything we need from food. But then, just to confuse things more, every few years a new study comes out claiming that vitamin supplements are actually bad for you! Argh! How can I decide whether or not to take vitamins?


D. Ficient

The latest study to tell us taking vitamins can be bad, D. Ficient, is the 2018 Jenkins study, which looked at all the randomized-controlled trials on vitamin supplementation and risk of death. An increased chance of death was reported for niacin (when combined with a statin), and antioxidants. This often called “all-cause mortality” not because they studied death from all causes, but because all of the studies that were combined measured death by a variety of causes, and “all-cause mortality” is shorter than writing, “death from heart attack, stroke, breast cancer, prostate cancer, lung cancer, and so on and so on”.

What are vitamins for?

First let’s put vitamins in context. Vitamins were discovered only in 1912. That’s barely over 100 years ago. That means we had a cure for scurvy (citrus fruits) before we knew there was such a thing as Vitamin C. It also means that we’ve had comparatively little time to really investigate them. But this isn’t a question about vitamins so much as it is a question about vitamin pills or vitamins as supplements.

Vitamins as supplements weren’t available until 1920, and later marketed with brand names like Vimms and Stams. With a slightly tumultuous history of who was going to control their quality, vitamins went from being approved by the American Medical Association, to being classified as food, thereby bypassing some of the stricter regulations present in the pharmaceutical industry. They captured the imagination of the public, fuelled by advertisers, coinciding with futuristic ideas of “food pills” as being miraculous; and since true nutritional deficiency was a problem in the Depression and World War II, the effects of vitamins used to reverse deficiency diseases made for a very powerful story.

What is enough?

Recommended Daily Allowances date back to 1941, based largely on prevention of newly-discovered diseases linked with vitamin deficiencies. But today, Recommended Daily Allowances are based on different things for different vitamins:

The RDA for niacin is 16mg/day for men and 14 for women, which is based on preventing pellagra (the disease that occurs in niacin deficiency). Centrum contains about 16-20mg per tablet, depending on which source you use. The niacin dose in the largest of the 3 trials used to support the idea (published in the Jenkins study) that niacin when taken with a statin might be harmful was 2g of niacin for the majority of the trial (4 years duration roughly). “More than enough” in this case, is 20x what you would get in a multivitamin and more than you could reasonably eat in food.

The daily intake recommended to prevent rickets is 400IU, but Vitamin D’s RDA is actually 600IU per day, because its rationale is based largely on fracture prevention (and in particular, in women around the onset of menopause). It assumes all vitamin D is being consumed by mouth, and where people have minimal sunlight exposure. Six minutes of sun exposure (UV index 3 or higher) can produce 10 000 IU’s. This is harder to achieve in places where winter is cold or where sunscreen prevents enough UV exposure for your body to make enough vitamin D.

So understanding what is considered “more than enough” requires an understanding of where the idea of “enough” comes from.

I think that we can all agree that there is a point where too much vitamin is too much vitamin. It doesn’t matter where you get it. It can be easier to take them by pill because getting the same high dose through food might involve a lot more food than you might be able to eat in a day.

The idea of being “super-healthy”

There’s also an unspoken conversation going on when it comes to vitamins and that’s the idea that there is a state beyond healthy. Some experts call this “optimal”, but never provide a point of reference from which you could compare “optimal” from “not-optimal”. This “science” claims that preventing deficiency disease isn’t enough; that there is a level of vitamins in the body at which we can become “super-healthy”, as opposed to just, “not-deficient”. There’s a lot of overlap between this camp and the camp of people who say that it’s impossible to get enough vitamins through food alone (to reach this state of “super-health”) as it would require too much food.

An unwanted foursome

So we are left with one science telling us that we are potentially getting more than enough of a good thing (leading to a bad thing); another science telling us that we aren’t getting enough of a good thing (even if we are meeting the so-called minimum), and that we can’t get enough, so take this pill; and yet another science telling us that we can get enough of a good thing without taking a pill. It’s a foursome from hell, you’re in the middle, and the other three don’t look like they’re interested in each other. Being the centre of attention can be fun at first, but it gets exhausting fast when everyone wants you for themselves.

As in all encounters of this kind, whether you join in the fun depends not so much on what the party thinks of you, but rather, what you think of the party. In this case, every potential partner has a different definition of enough. The thing is: They’re not actually trying to entice you on whether you should take the vitamins or not, they’re trying to entice you to think differently on what “enough” means.

Depending on who you’re most attracted to, “enough” ranges from “enough to prevent a deficiency disease” to “enough to make yourself effectively immortal.” The partner you choose (because it’s not really a party of four, if the other three aren’t into each other), and the course of action you take has to do with which story you want to believe most.

Most research has been classified as low-to-moderate quality in this area, but does seem to agree that vitamin supplementation above and beyond deficiency prevention doesn’t help you live longer.

The mythology of vitamins is such a well-crafted story that is so strong that millions of dollars are spent to study it moderately-well. What we want to believe has to be tempered by what we can believe.

Who decides what is enough is you. And who decides whether you are healthy enough today to warrant taking supplemental vitamins is you.


Jenkins DJA, Spence JD, Giovannnucci EL et al. Supplemental Vitamins and Minerals for CVD Prevention and Treatment. Journal of the American College of Cardiology 71(22): 2570-84, 2018.

Screen time

Dear Doctor Ninja,

I’ve just turned 40 and one of the first things my one of my girlfriends asked me was, “Are you going to start getting annual mammograms now?” I told her that I’m sure I would get a mammogram just as soon as my doctor recommended it. However, I’ve recently read an article about the science of mammograms and now I’m feeling conflicted. There has been some science that says that mammograms can cause more harm than good. There hasn’t been any cancer among my direct relatives, but my husband and I went through a stressful experience when he was diagnosed with stage III cancer five years ago. The thought of missing a cancer diagnosis stresses me out! What should I do?


B. Oob

The main delivery of the message that mammograms can cause more harm than good, B.Oob, comes from the Cochrane Review. It is a systematic review that takes all of the available research on studies that looked at whether getting vs not getting mammograms were useful and combines them to come up with an umbrella conclusion. Keep in mind that the latest version of this is from 2013, and that there should be an update in the next couple of years.

It should be noted that this message only applies to women with an average-risk for breast cancer, and not for women who are classified as high-risk for breast cancer.

What does a “harm” mean anyways?

The harm that is defined by the authors of the review is essentially receiving a diagnosis of breast cancer when you do not, in fact, have breast cancer, which is also known as a false-positive.

The harms of a false-positive include:

  • The stress of knowing that you might have cancer if your mammogram test is either inconclusive or positive, while you undergo more testing, which may require surgery.

  • Getting surgery for breast cancer that turns out to be not-needed if you didn’t actually have cancer.

  • Getting radiation or chemotherapy for breast cancer that turns out to be not-needed if you didn’t actually have cancer.

Ok, so what does a “good” mean then?

The good that is defined by the authors of the review include:

  • Not dying from breast cancer

  • Not dying from from another cancer

  • Not dying from anything else

It’s less important to talk about the last two points, namely because mammograms don’t seem to prevent people from dying from cancers that aren’t breast cancer or from things like car accidents or heart attacks.

The percentage of women who did not die from breast cancer as a result of mammogram detection is estimated at 15%, so out of 2000 women over 10 years of screening, 1 woman would be expected to be saved from dying from breast cancer. That’s very underwhelming for “good”.

There’s awful lot of death there. However, note that “good” does not include:

  • Not needing a full mastectomy

  • Not needing chemotherapy or radiation therapy

  • Not having a higher stage of cancer (which indirectly affects treatment decisions)

  • Other bad things that where you don’t just die.

Screening in most cancers has to do with detection, but also early detection. The idea is that detecting a cancer when it is “small” and before it has spread anywhere, leads to better results, not only in terms of not dying, but also in terms of how complicated or risky treatments need to be. For instance, women who don’t need chemotherapy or radiation for their breast cancers have fewer complications after reconstruction. And while chemotherapy or radiation are not entirely dictated by how early a breast cancer is detected, there is _a_ part of that decision that is affected by stage.

Does early detection matter?

The authors of the review argue that early detection means less as treatments for higher stage (more severe) breast cancers improve. From this perspective, if we reached a point where all stages of breast cancer could be treated, including stage IV, metastatic breast cancer, then the need to screen would be much less important. But, this is also from the lens of preventing death, not necessarily other bad things that don’t involve just dropping dead.

No, no and no.

But let’s take this Cochrane Review on mammograms at face value. If mammograms DO result in more harm than good, then what?

There are other two Cochrane Reviews on breast cancer screening: one about doing breast self-inspections as well as doctors doing breast exams, and the other on using ultrasound with mammograms. Both conclude that neither are acceptable screening methods either, because they also result in “too many false positives”; and the only large scale trial on breast self-examination failed because too many people just stopped doing it. All three reviews on breast cancer screening, therefore, fall back on the, “more research should be done in the future” cliché. The issue is that people like you, young grasshopper B. Oob, are living now and need guidance now, and not in the future.

So if the answer that science seems to be giving us today is, “Not mammograms,” it’s not very helpful because there’s no, “Instead of mammograms, do this.” It’s like that friend who you’ve agreed to go to dinner with, who says, “No, not that one,” to every restaurant you pick without offering a restaurant that you could go to. What do you do with a friend like this?

You pick a restaurant and don’t ask them what they think.

And how do you pick a restaurant? You do some deep soul searching for what’s important to you.

Your choices today are:

  1. A mammogram every 2-3 years starting when you’re 40

  2. A mammogram every 2-3 years starting when you’re 50

  3. A mammogram every 2-3 years starting when you’re 60

  4. A periodic mammogram with longer than 2-3 years in between, starting at any of the ages above

  5. No mammograms unless something is “wrong”

The implications of a false-positive, as we talked about above, run from the stress of having to go through more tests, all the while being uncertain as to whether you have cancer or not, to potentially having surgery or treatment (radiation and/or chemotherapy) that turns out to be not-needed after the fact.

After 10 mammograms, the false-positive rate is somewhere between 20% and 60%, depending on which study you choose. The authors of the review, after considering all of these studies, estimated the false-positive rate to be closer to 30%. So for 2000 women over 10 years, about 10 of them will undergo cancer treatment that is not needed.

A mammogram every 3 years means it will take 30 years to reach 10 mammograms where the false-positive rate seems to get awkward.

There are also the “four mammogram” figures, which vary according to age group, where women who have had four mammograms have a 3.6% chance of a false positive in their 40’s, 2.8% chance in their 50’s and 2.1% chance in their 60’s. If taken every 3 years, it takes 12 years to get to four mammograms in total.

No one has studied whether mammograms are useful in women older than 70 yet, which is why most guidelines don’t have strong recommendations for women older than 70.

At some point in your life, you might stop caring about breast cancer; or at least, you might stop being interested in pursuing aggressive treatment for breast cancer. Coming to terms with our own mortality is an interesting and potentially freeing exercise to take on, but beyond where this question probably goes. When might that might happen depends at least partially on how you end up seeing the quality of your life as you get older, but definitely frames the decision to continue screening in a totally different light.

I need a decision!

Cancer touches everyone, even if it’s not in your immediate family. As with all things cancer and screening, choices depend on your own values. For some women, the risk of stress, and possibly undergoing treatment that turns out to be not-needed is a small price to pay for ongoing peace of mind, and/or detection, even if the risk of what turns out to be not-needed treatment climbs as your “screening time” marches on. For other women, 10-20 out of 2000 women screened for 10 years, being treated for a breast cancer they didn’t have is an unacceptable risk. It’s one thing to say, “Well, that’s less than 1 percent,” but when it’s you, it’s 100% you.

For others, it’s a calculated risk of “not yet”, particularly if they are in their 40’s, and at least one set of guidelines (the Canadian ones) agrees that mammograms before the age of 50 are not recommended. And for others still, it’s “not anymore” as they pass into their 70’s and beyond where having to go through treatment for breast cancer might be far less appealing.

Sometimes science doesn’t give us hard, absolute rules, and even when there seem to be hard, absolute rules, personal values always affect decisions on health. There is no single right answer, but there’s an answer that is right for you. Science isn’t a dictator, it’s more like a friend. In this case, though, it’s a pretty indecisive, kinda douchey kind of friend who can’t pick a restaurant.

This opinion does depend on whether you are considered at average or high-risk for breast cancer and the research presented here only applies to women of average risk. If you’re not sure where you fall on the risk scale, your doctor is a great place to start.


1. Gøtzsche PC, Jørgensen KJ. Screening for breast cancer with mammography. Cochrane Database of Systematic Reviews 2013, Issue 6. Art. No.: CD001877. DOI: 10.1002/14651858.CD001877.pub5.

2. Kösters JP, Gøtzsche PC. Regular self‐examination or clinical examination for early detection of breast cancer. Cochrane Database of Systematic Reviews 2003, Issue 2. Art. No.: CD003373. DOI: 10.1002/14651858.CD003373.

3. Gartlehner G, Thaler K, Chapman A, Kaminski‐Hartenthaler A, Berzaczy D, Van Noord MG, Helbich TH. Mammography in combination with breast ultrasonography versus mammography for breast cancer screening in women at average risk. Cochrane Database of Systematic Reviews 2013, Issue 4. Art. No.: CD009632. DOI: 10.1002/14651858.CD009632.pub2.

4. Fitzpatrick-Lewis, D., Hodgson N., Ciliska, D., Peirson, P., Gauld, M., Liu, Y.Y., Breast Cancer Screening. Canadian Task Force on Preventative Health Care, 2011.

Take a look at yourself and make the change?

Dear Doctor Ninja,

Science has so many great things to offer, but how do I decide when science should change the way I coach? I see p-values, effect sizes, and statistical significance everywhere. Sometimes I see effects that are “significant”, but don’t really make much of a difference at all. And they’d be very difficult to implement!

Please advise,
Insignificant Ina

Everyone hopefully brings many great things to a relationship. Maybe they make a great chicken carbonara. Or are level-headed in a crisis. Some people are really smart and witty. Others bring warmth and affection (not that smart, witty, warm, affectionate are in any way mutually exclusive.)  When do you decide when someone should change the way you see the world? The relationship you have with science and change is not very different.

I got an email this evening from my gym today. It said, “When is the best time to workout?” It linked me to an infographic saying I could work out in the early morning, in the early evening, at night or at mid-day. Each option had a little list of benefits for each one; for example, Night workouts had the listed benefit of “Higher testosterone levels, which will boost your muscle gain” whereas Morning workouts had the listed benefit of an “early morning endorphin boost to start your day off on a high.” 

Hey, I want muscle gains! Being high sounds great! How do I choose which one I want more? Muscle…being high…muscle….being high… I was afraid to look at the other choices; I mean what if working out at lunch makes me live forever? “Fuck,” I said to myself. I worked out in the mid-morning today. 

“Question the start” is the first item in the Critical Mass Manifesto. It’s the most important step. Always question whether you COULD change. If the change requires you buy new expensive equipment, you have to decide whether the possible benefits make that price worth it. If the change is something that your athletes would never be able to do for time reasons, for physical limitation reason, or for the reason that they will just openly revolt and burn down your gym, you can’t make the change. 

I don’t know about you, but if I work out at night, I can’t sleep for at least 2 hours afterwards. I want more muscle, but not if it screws up every single morning because I didn’t get enough sleep. No matter how hot the science looks, we’re not going home together.

Every change you consider is made within a context. That’s the heart of evidence-based practice and the core of your relationship with the science you are thinking of letting into your life.



Dear Doctor Ninja,

I’m a 29 year old man and my relationship with my science was going just fine, until I started trying to lose weight. My science told me, “Look it sucks but because you grew up heavy, and your parents are obese, you’re always going to have to do triple the effort for half the results that most people get. It sucks, but that’s what it is.” At my heaviest I was 280lbs, and I’m 198lbs now, but at my lightest I was 175lbs. I don’t want a six-pack, but I feel like my relationship with science has taken a downturn and I’m not sure how to deal with this.


Damned If You Do In DC

Sometimes, it’s okay to agree to disagree, Damned If You Do. Science isn’t the be-all-end-all truth-teller of fate. So why is science being such a douche? A lot of what science is telling you comes from science seeing a lot of heavy people and seeing how their parents are mostly obese as well. But that’s taking the easy way out. I don’t think science has looked at a lot of obese parents to see how many have children to turn out to have obesity issues in adulthood; or whether the same number of parents are obese between heavy and not-heavy adults. Also, what science doesn’t see very well is why the parents are obese, or even why heavy people are heavy regardless of whether their parents are or not.  Is it because parents model eating and exercise patterns for their kids (which is totally changeable), or there is actually a gene that makes obesity an unchangeable certainty?  Or is this just a coincidence from not looking at the all the right people? I don’t think even science knows for sure. 

However, in your case, you have successfully lost over 100lbs and kept most of it off! So whether science thinks there’s a gene, or not; science is definitely wrong when it comes to you!  If losing 100lbs was HALF the results of most people trying to lose weight, we wouldn’t think obesity was a problem at all! If it’s supposed to take 5 times the effort to lose half the weight, then reverse mathing it means it takes 1 times the effort to lose 20lbs, and that’s only half, so most people should be able to lose 40lbs with not very much effort, according to what you heard from science. That’s just not happening. So, I think it’s safe to tell science to suck it on this one.

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